The Real-Life Math of Animal Keeping - The Meek Moose Adds it Up

So- admittedly, I have a *few* pets. We've got my baby, Jackson.

He's not really a baby anymore though.  He's seven.  Still.  How can you resist?  I was there the day he was born.  I held him when he was still wet.  And I visited him every day and cuddled him until his eyes opened.  So we are bonded, he and I. *sigh* He'd eat my chickens though, if I let him. Bird Killer. And the mice aren't safe either...

I have found that the type of math that seems to encompass Jackson's life a this point is weight.  I am constantly trying to decide if he looks fat.  Or, fatter, I should say.  I was doing really well with only feeding him dog food until the Boyzilla arrived on the scene.  However, Jackson and Xavier have a complete wink wink under the table deal going on with each other.  Which, of course, means Jackson's belly keeps expanding, though his dog food bowl remains "full".

We have begun to try to take "measures" (oooo-punny) to keep his weight under control by limiting his portions.  This doesn't take care of him trailing behind the boy for scraps though.

I also have 2 Betta Fish.  The left hand side is the female- Treasure.  And the right hand side is the male- Jewel.  They were named based on the concept that in Thailand they are called Jewels of the Sea.  or something like that.

With these two, I find I am constantly determining liquid volume and air pressure.  There is this special stuff you put in the water to make sure it's safe for the Bettas every week when you clean their bowls, and you have to measure it out based on how many gallons your tank holds.  Treasure is swimming in a two and a half gallon goblet, and Jewel is hanging out in a one and a half gallon bowl.  I think I'll be upgrading him when I return to school, so they can be all symmetrical.  Aha!  Another math tie in.

I also recently put in air bubbler stones, to keep their water from getting a film on the top.  I constantly have to twiddle with the knobs to get both bubblers going at once.  And I know there is math going on there with how much is being pushed down which tube to get the bubbles going.  I just haven't figured it out yet.  I probably curse at least once a day over those bubblers.  I want need them to bubble equally.  Because, you know... I'm me.

And temperature is also a factor with these guys.  A lot of folks think you can just throw them in a bowl, and they're good- but it turns out, they prefer warmer water.  I mean, they are from Thailand, so that makes sense.  Alone in the bowl without a heater, they rest at the bottom.  Sluggish.  Add in a water heater and they get nice an happy around 75-78 degrees.

I also put live plant bulbs in their bowls and wait for them to sprout.  The package says 21 days- so it's fun to plot it out on the calendar and then check to see if they grew on time or not.  Sometimes one of the bulbs ends up being a dud.  But usually at least one plant grows.

Back in January I got two mice for my classroom.  I bought a brown one and a white one so I could name them after characters in a favorite book.  So this is Mr. Ages and Mrs. Frisby. Now- I do not like wild mice. They are different.  Wild mice move like snakes.  These two were $4 bucks each and don't move like that.  I can deal.

Names aside, they are both girls.  I do not do rodent testicles.  Just no. And I don't want babies.  So they are both girls. End of that story.

What's so mathy about mice?  They are serious engineers. So our picture on the left is before I cleaned their tank today.  And then on the right, that's what it looked like when I first put them back in.  It will not stay like that for long.

I tried to take some stop motion film for you so you could see them getting busy. It's not brilliant, however. But I liked the idea, so I'll do another one another time, to get a real good one.

Here's a picture though of what they've managed to do after three hours.  And I've managed to rearrange my room completely too- which a whole other real-life math post...

They've removed the bedding from under the stones and sunk them down.  Wild mice naturally live under the roots of trees, so my pals here are natural burrowers.

Now- my glory, my loves, my chickens!

Free Range Action Shot.
I took a video for you this morning.  And yes- I am completely out of shape/breath after walking up a hill for an acre to get to their coop.  Forgive me.

So tons of measuring with chickens.  Designing their new coop is going to be a grand adventure in perimeter and area.  I'm looking forward to it though.
I had to go get them another bag of food today- 50lbs is not easy to lift, let me tell you.  But it's very easy to make new friends in the chicken feed aisle at the tractor supply!  Just be honest, say you have no idea what you're doing, and someone always feels bad for you and attempts to educate you in under three minutes.
Of course, the biggest piece of math that comes in to play with all of my animals is time.  The passing days of the calendar and their life spans.  Daily schedules for feeding.  Free range time for the chooks.  Outside time for Jackson.  Once you have a pet, you become one with the clock.
What kind of real-life math are you up to?  Let's hear about it!  Link up with Jamie too!

May the math be with you, 

This Moment in Time - The Meek Moose Reflects on the Sands in the Hour Glass

August DID NOT sneak up on me.  I am one of those procrastinators that watch the clock so as to better berate myself for not accomplishing what should have been accomplished.  Yeah.  I know. I'll add that to the #grouptherapy items list.

Also, since I did my first currently in June, I've been looking forward to the first of the month. July was a bit of a bomb since I was in the hospital having kidney stones blasted- so here I hope to redeem myself.

Listening : 1) "Happy" is currently on ye olde iPhone.  And I know a lot of people are #over this song, but it's fun.  I shall continue to shake my booty.

2) I added air stones to my two Betta tanks to try to help keep a sludge forming on the surface- and it's working- but this noise is not pleasant.  I would not put it in an "ambient sound" category AT ALL.

3) The 3yrold is upstairs yelling about his "evil schemes".  He's been watching WAY TOO MUCH of Phineas and Ferb.  Albeit- Dr. Doofenschmirtz is hilarious.  I just wasn't thinking he would become my son's hero.

Loving:  That's right, Flamingo Fabulous!  I plugged it! Now- listen up kittens- Iced Green Tea + Lemonade = a Zen Palmer.  Flamingo named it, so she must take part in its take over of the beverage industry. Anyone confused- an Arnold Palmer is named after a golf guy I think, Iced Tea and Lemonade.  I was at Panera and they had green tea, so I mixed those.  It's awesome!!! And #TeaNewsNow favorited my tweet, so it's a real thing now.

Thinking: As a champion procrastinator- I have manged to not keep up with anything.  I'm four days behind on my 100 Days Project of water coloring birds.  I have on-line courses I need to get caught up on/finish.  Luckily, they aren't for a grade, or I'd be in real trouble.  And I haven't done a quarter of what I wanted to do before school started.  Which is directly linked to not being all that excited about going back...sad.

Wanting:  Ok.  So I want a third chicken.  And a cuter chicken coop.  For no rational reason whatsoever.  Just plain chicken vanity on that one. #chickenobsessed  yesterday, Ruby got out of the hutch and would not let me catch her.  Biotch.  I eventually trapped her using a branch.  Sheesh.

Needing: Prayers.  I don't like to talk about it much, and I'll refrain from saying much now- but I'm involved in getting full legal custody of my littlest.  It's a constant source of stress.  

1st Day schedule: I get back to my room on the 18th.  Geeze louise, I hope I churn it out quickly this year. Teacher Days start on the 25th, and they will, undoubtedly, be jam-packed full of meetings.  Everyone loves getting their mindset on kids by attending meetings... And then the first day with kids is the 2nd of September.  And I get to be in court on the 3rd.  *Can't wait* to write the sub pans for that.

Check out all the other Currentlys- and link your own - on Farley's Blog:

Big heavy sigh. And then spine up!  I wrote a blog post. Yay me!  I did a Currently.  Yay me!  I'm doing ok about getting ready for the BTS TpT sale on Monday~ small clap of almost approval for me!  And there's still time to participate in the rafflecopter giveaway- so try your luck kittens!

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S.T.E.A.M Mini-Conference - The Meek Moose Gets an Education(and a giveaway!)

Yesterday I went to a S.T.E.A.M Mini-conference hosted by the Virginia Association of Science Teachers. Over the course of the day, I listened to a panel discussion on the importance of S.T.E.A.M and attended three break-out sessions. And what is STEAM anyway?  To put it plainly, take STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) and add in the ARTS. So how is that not going to be a thousand times more engaging right off the bat?  I find this appealing personally because I love the arts, and I was really digging on the STEM idea- so now I've got both. The opening panel discussion featured Rick Davis, the Executive Director of the Hylton Performing Arts Center; Kathi Levin from the National Art Education Association; and Dr. Matthew Cronin from George Mason University. Dr. Cronin's research is about collaboration and how it helps produce creative ideas- his book comes out next year. Admittedly, at the beginning of the panel discussion I thought I'd be bored.  I can remember these sorts of things from college when we were forced to attend five a year to keep our honors student scholarships.  And out of four years of attending, I only remember the guy from National Geographic who made a mummy out of a body donated to science.  I suppose that really says a lot about me... oh well.  However- I ended up pleasantly surprised by this panel- and came away with some nuggets of inspiration/revelation.

Rick Davis reminded me about a YouTube interview where George Lucas talks about how Language Arts should really be Communication- and all aspects of art techniques should be incorporated in teaching children how to express themselves.  Mr. Davis was talking about how in theater, they have to think about changing typical staging to engage the brain in a new and exciting way- for example, seeing the action at front stage center is "boring".  But when you place things on a diagonal, or in a new pattern- the brain becomes enraptured with the action. So that really got me thinking about lesson planning and delivery in general.  How do I deliver my lessons?  Am I always in the same space in the same lighting, in the same movement pattern?  Am I putting my students to sleep just by being the way I am used to being- regardless on content? Kathy Levin brought up a great point about "integrated lessons".  We say integrated- but are they really?  Aren't we still compartmentalizing our teaching to a great degree?  Yes, we did an art project in math class- but did we do it in every area with all subjects and collaborate with other teachers to bring the content to a powerful conclusion?   If I am working on my Weather Unit, and I teaching weather all day long?  Were all of my language arts (soon to be "Communication" ala George Lucas) lessons about weather of some sort?  Did I do math within those reading and writing moments?  Did the art, or music, or other endeavor utilize all facets of instruction?  Did I go meet with the encore teachers to get their help so that in Art, they were making something related to weather; or in music they were singing weather songs; or in PE they played some sort of weather like game?  No- I don't do that sort of integration.  So I'm thinking, shouldn't I? Dr. Cronin had an amazing amount to share, and at a certain point I had to give up taking notes because I was missing half of what he was saying.  He said some powerful things about creativity and how collaboration in fact produces a more creative work.  He used the example of bands - we love the band when they are together, and we might even like the music of an artist when he/she decides to begin a solo career- but often we refer to the band when we talk about the impression they made on us as an individual, rather than the solo artist. He gave The Police and Sting as an example.  Both produce(d) great music, but we more often refer to the impact of the band more so than the influence of just the artist by himself.   And I would agree.  I can name all of the songs by The Police, but I'm struggling to come up with a Sting title, even though I owned many of his solo albums at one time and enjoyed them.  I mean, come on, eveybody- you know that when I said The Police you were all:

And no worries- I linked the picture to the video so you could get your groove on.

And since it just needs to be done- let's not forget - Don't Stand So Close to Me. What? You wanted "Hot for Teacher"? I have standards...sheesh.  So then the breakout sessions came.  And I had a hard time deciding...

I lucked out in a way that all of these were repeated in the second session, so I only had to give up one of them.  Still though- I need a doppleganger.  Or, it would have been nice if I had other teacher pals with me, as other teams just split up and were able to share with each other after.  But I was flying solo- so be it. I decided to go to Number Links first.  It seemed the most grade level appropriate for me. Plus- "sensory relevance" caught my eye, since I'm into that sort of thing.  And I walked in to a jam-packed room to see this:

Picture links to her website

I get a bit nervous around costumed people.  Which is awkward at the best of times.  And also weird since my sister is a costume designer.  So I felt realllllllllly anxious when I sat down for this.  Petrified that I was going to be called on for audience participation to juggle coconuts or something. Yes, I realize I'm completely irrational- this is the magic of me.  Ironically, her presentation was on how to eliminate the anxiety in math class that prevents learning by making lessons fun, relevant, and linked to sensory. I got over my minor disturbance once she started showing slides of how she teaches numbers to kids.  It really got me thinking about how I do Number of the Day.  Traditionally, we just cover all the different ways to make a number in mathematical representations, whether it be by number or picture- but this added a whole new element. Animals for example for each number.  A Narwhal for the number one.  Insects for six, arachnids for eight, etc.  She also used pictures of architecture to bring in numbers and shapes- the pyramids for the number three, the Pentagon for number 5.  There was also some links to cultural folklore, as the number four was revered by Native American groups in the 4 seasons, or the Nine Dragons of China.  She regularly tweets out pictures she encounters about numbers, so she's worth following if you have a Twitter Account. I found this to be a powerful way to ingrain numbers in the brain, and a way to also integrate it more all lessons- I just need to be able to remember to make it a habit to stop and note when we cross number patterns when we are reading or investigating though out the day.

 A couple of years ago, one of my bestest buds found me a giant box of Legos at a yard sale for $5.  I had grand ideas at the time of having wonderful Lego lessons.  They sat under a table for a year.  Last year they made it out as a permanent indoor recess tool, and came out maybe twice for a lesson. *sigh* But it doesn't mean I still don't think I should use the Legos more regularly.  So that's why I decided to go to the LEGO League session on the second round. Now, this is a HUGE DEAL.  And of course, I had no idea about any of it.  I think, at it's core, its a robotics club.  But they have some great real-world problems that they submit to kids to find a solution for- and therefore it's worth looking a tthe archives at the past challenges just to get some inspiration for the classroom. The first activity we did was to partner up, choose twenty random LEGO pieces and make something together that we thought meant teamwork.  My partner and I made this:

We sort of forgot about the representing teamwork bit when we got excited about created a "hydro-electric powered chair".  So when the presentations rolled around we made up this thing about when you work as a team you have to care about others and create ways to help everyone be successful in a task. See- a B.A. in Creative Writing has not gone to waste.  I know how to BS almost anything. The rest of the session was about running an after school club.  They totally frightened me from wanting to do it. I think I will stick to my idea of having an after school gardening club instead. However- the idea is not without its merits- I just don't like the idea of having to choose kids and tell other kids they can't participate because there isn't room on the team. #pickedlastingym syndrome haunts me to this day. I am thinking of looking into investing in this LEGO kit that the ladies suggested for a Junior LEGO League:

picture links to site

This is a WeDo kit meant for lower elementary.  What makes it cool is a software program that you buy to go with it that teaches kids to code using the drag and drop method.  I am taking a coding class on the 19th of August to investigate that Hour of Code deal going on right now.  The kids use the drag and drop software to program their robot, download the instructions into the "brain" and then watch the robot follow their instructions.  This is waaaaaay cool in my opinion.  yes, you can do drag and drop coding in other programs on the computer and tablet- but this makes an actual toy move, which I think would make my seven yearolds go nuts for coding. If I do this in my classroom as an experiment of sorts- then I can still use the resources on the Lego League site to plan lessons.

This is the challenge group for grades 1 - 3, click to link

My last session was EcoScience + Art with Dr. Changwoo Ahn from George Mason University.

picture links to his site

Dr. Ahn has created a wetlands project on the Fairfax GMU campus, and will be beginning a design project in the fall semester where art students and ecological science students team together to build a floating wetland for the campus pond. This is a collaboration across disciplines that hasn't yet been done on the campus. I was excited since I took that Wetlands bootcamp earlier this summer and understood what he was talking about.  He had a great sense of humor and was a pleasure to listen to.  He even invites classrooms to come visit his wetland in the Spring so that his students can deliver their presentations to an audience.  I believe he does some work at schools as well to help them develop wetlands. I had loved wetlands bootcamp, but lost some of my oomph for wanting to start one at my school.  Listening to Dr. Ahn rekindled my interest a bit. All in all- I feel like I had a great experience at my first S.T.E.A.M event, and am looking forward to learning more and connecting with more teachers interested in the same topics.  I have a lot to think about when I start framing lessons for this year. And this year is zooming up on me.  I go back on the 18th to get my room ready, teacher days start the 25th, and then the kids walk in on the 2nd of September.  Yikes!  I thought I'd have more time. What has also zoomed up on me is the TpT Back-to-School Sale - this Monday and Tuesday August 4th and 5th!   I'm having a Giveaway for a TpT $5 Gift Certificate for anywhere on the site and a $10 TpT Certificate for my store, so you can load up your cart!  The Sister and I are designing away this weekend like the Eleves and the Shoemaker to create some new packs for everybody. I'm linking up my Sale with JD's Rockin' Readers and Looney's Literacy Blog who are hosting a linky for other folks giving away gift certificates before the big sale.  Be sure to head there too and check out the other sale giveaways! a Rafflecopter giveaway

Modeling Clay Mayhem - The Meek Moose Makes Something on Monday

So, pre-kidney stone, I had attended Wetlands Bootcamp.  And it was awesome!  I had a grand time.  You can find tons of pictures on both Instagram and my facebook page of my week.  And I may even write a post about it.  Just not sure yet.  I have to say- once I start Instagramming and Facebooking, it's like, didn't I already write a blog post about that?

But I swear- by the end of this post- you will see how I sort of made this thing right here:

Except, now that I'm looking at this extra large picture, I think mine is, um, really not smart.  It's supposed to be a model to show kids the effects of erosion, pollution, the water cycle, and the wetlands.  I thought it was awesome, and I thought I wanted one for me too.  But now, maybe I should have just offered her money for hers...

Before we get to it- two things.  First- let's check in on the Meekster, eh?  How is she doing a week out from the 6mm Crisis?

Hello?  Is it me you're looking for? #lionelritchieface

 I'm hoping the face says it all. I have a training tomorrow- so I'm really hoping I have a different face on.  I'm thinking the complete absence of pain medication from my body will help. The facial expression anyway.  Not sure how that's going to work out for the kidneys.

Second- A quick link to The Teacher Tribune Monday Meet Up #6.  Because I enjoy writing random things about myself in cute little posters.

Okay- back to business.  Monday Made It:

Let's make an erosion/pollution/landform model.  You need a paint tray as a base.  I tried to get everything at the Dollar Tree- I'm a bit strapped for cash this summer after the five weeks of leave- so I'm counting coins.  However- there was a problem with the paint tray from the Dollar Tree.

Cracked by the time I got home.  This is probably why i was only a dollar.

So then, I had to get naughty.  I had no choice. I went and took the paint tray from the garage under my Dad's tools.  ONE- it was under a BUNCH of stuff, so he won't notice it's gone. TWO - he hasn't painted in years.  THREE- It's not like I'm going to get caught.  He doesn't read my blog. and my sister won't tell.  I'm assisting witht he purging of unused objects, I am.

So, here we are.  It's just not, well, pretty.

The supplies. Sponge brush, craft paint, modeling clay.

painting done

 I painted the sides light blue, the bottom portion dark blue, and the flat part green.  Basic sky, water, land areas.  I wanted this in case the modeling clay didn't do quite the job I was hoping.  Plus, it was starting to look like the two packs I bought from the Dollar Tree weren't going to be enough.

The key with the clay was to pinch off small bits and really ribbon them out as much as possible to cover the most area.  I didn't need a thick amount of clay on the tray. Just enough to press a Lego into.

building up the water

adding in strips of land

 And then here's my final.   But I just like how Dee's looked better. Maybe I'll go back and re-position the clay...there's a thought to keep me up all night.

I will be back with a video demonstration of how it works though!  I promise.   In the meantime- have you made anything that turned out in a way that you liked?  Go share with Tara!

 One day, I'll actually make something right on these Monday Made Its...

Brought July in with a BANG! ~ The Meek Moose discovers her inner organs

I just got home from the hospital.  Obviously blogging was a priority before I slip off the dance with unicorns for a bit.

This time I had a 6mm kidney stone that got stuck.  It was not awesome.
But pushing a button the give myself my own meds was awesome.  And as always, those heated oven blankets they put on you at the hospital were awesome.  And sleeping in a dark room all by myself with no kids coming in to interupt me with their "needs" was also awesome.  It was almost a vacation.  Except for the throwing up and being in agony part.  You gotta take what you can get though. Snort.

Here is my Currently: Enjoy it, you kidney stone free kittens!

The three year old is, indeed winning.  he's latched himself on to her back like a parasite and it spitting into her ear.  She's laughing though- so I don't think I have to rescue her.

The rest are self-explanatory.  And I'm sort of wonky at the moment anyway.  Tomorrow will have to be my catch up day for the Monday and Tuesday Linkys I like.  No one will mind to terribly will they?  I think I have an excuse this time....

This is what a 6mm stone looks like compared to a penny:

No. Just no.  And there's a 1cm one in there somewhere?  I'm going to go sing "Jesus Loves Me" until I fall asleep.

Don't forget to link up with Farley!

It's a Percocet peace out, kittens!

The Art of Photography ~ The Meek Moose Has (more) Issues

So, I've gotten a little nutty about taking pictures.  So nutty, in fact, that this happened.

I was trying to take a picture of a bug egg casing made by insect spit.  True story.  I am THAT geeky.  #flythatfreakflaghigh However, after the near death thing a couple months ago, I seem to have some lasting nerve damage in my hands.  One shakes all the time, the other lets go of stuff without permission.  I should have grabbed the phone with the shaky hand and just had a blurred egg sack. Or just gotten one off the internet, like this one:

Linked to the photgrapher's site- AMAZING PICTURES on his site. Beautiful work.

And you know what?  here's another way TV has ruined reality- CHUCK.

Cougar Crush. Needs a haircut though.

If I had gone in to Buy More, Chuck would have fixed my phone for me.  I know he would have.  That's not real life though.  Those folks at the "real" establishment won't help you unless you are a member of their service plan.  But whatever- they sent me to another place that had the phone fixed in an hour.  So suck it corporate America! The very handsome man from Korea will forever get my business! Although, I'm really hoping NOT to break my phone again.  But I'm ME- so who knows? This shall not curb my enthusiasm for taking pictures.  Which, by the way, you can see a lot more of, and much more frequently if you follow me on Instagram or my Face book page- just sayin'.  There are links at the top of the page, kittens. It turns out- I am a gifted Chicken Photographer.  It's a thing now.  I just made it one.  Here are my lovely ladies, Peep and Ruby.

It's the Charlie's Angels Diva pose.  Natural runway modes, these girls.  Notice the foot forward on Ruby.  She knows how to work it! Ok, yeah, Peep is looking awkwardly ugly right now- but that's what makes her cute.  I'm sure she'll feather in nicely. *fingers crossed* #uglyducklingsyndrome But the versatility! Here is Peep in her full on Velociraptor:

It's like she's about to charge. Awesome Sauce. I should make a calendar, I should.  Or greeting cards.  It's a toss up.

I also feel pretty good about this one I got of my new Betta.  Not as much of a natural as the chickens though. And glory be!  The blueberries are in full force this year!  I think it's all the rain we've gotten.  Tomatoes- not so much- as you can see the one lonely one in the bowl there.  But we picked TWO of these bowls worth of blueberries.  And there's more ripening.  Blueberries forevah!  I'm wanting muffins...and pankcakes...and blueberry syrup. Mmmmmmmmmm.

On the selfie-front- I'm not talented.  It might also be because I'm more of a "natural environment" photographer- and the best selfies are taken in the bathroom.  With cords and towels, and toilet paper in the background.  And that's just not my thing.

This here is much more my style.  The suffering of the human condition.  Ninety degree summer, fifty degree basement.  I've slept in my moose hat, velour track suit pants, and a fuzzy cookie monster sweater all week. With the electric blanket on high- I might add. #teachersrockthebestlingerie It's a real mystery as to why I'm single, I know.

I'll leave you with two of my video productions.  The first, a fluff feel-good piece on the man who raised me. His triumphant fixing of the plastic bear arms that embrace my iPad sweetly when I don't have my shaking paws on it.

And the second, my debut as the next Bill Nye.  It's EPIC, I tell you. An egg dissection #fail. I get splattered with egg juice and manage to freak myself out enough to squeal like a #scaredycat. The faces of horror my daughter make in the background, and the wandering in and out of my near-nudist three year old make this Golden Globe material.
Overall, I'm pleased with my finely manicured fingernails in this clip.  And also that I don't seem like I'm "acting".  I was definitely relaxed enough to be the real me.  Yep- I'm that awesome.  The face of The Meek Moose revealed!
Hey- I linked up with Miss Nelson's Saturday Snapshots Linky.  And you should too!

Don't forget the flash, kittens!